Monday, January 25, 2016

Monday Night Raw - 1/25/2016

Live from the American Airlines Center in beautiful Miami, Florida, baby, its the post-rumble episode of Monday Night Raw! After a very exciting and mostly good pay per view and a mostly exciting and very good rumble match that made all of my personal dreams come true, its time to see what World Heavyweight Champion HHH and the Authority have in store!

Monday, January 18, 2016

Monday Night Raw - 1/18/2016

Its Martin Luther King Jr Day, baby!!! Too bad Seth Rollins is dead and can't commit a hate crime this year but at least we get the video package. Does the WWE know Nelson Mandela isn't American?

Monday, January 11, 2016

Monday Night Raw - 1/11/2016

Live from beautiful New Orleans, Louisiana, the entire male roster is out on the stage when Vince's music hits and the chairman and one of the principle owners of the WWE strut out. Stephanie asks why the Raw crowd isn't happy. Vince says to welcome your next WWE champion and gestures at the stage where the New Day are goofing off. All these men are in the Rumble apparently despite there being more than 30 guys on the stage I think and also there are a lot of tag teams there. Vince keeps calling Dolph "Dolph Ziegler." Stephanie says it could be Kevin Owens' time. Vince says he feels a hallelujah coming on because the New Day could be the new champion! The lights go out and the Wyatts teleport to commentary. Bray says "anyone but you, Roman." Vince continues his promo even though the lights are still out. Vince says Brock is entered into the Rumble. Roman's music hits and he makes his way through the crowd. JBL calls him an "irascible hothead." I think JBL says that Roman is #1 or #2 but I don't know when they announced that. The crowd is having a hard time chanting for Roman, Stephanie makes fun of them, so they give up. The crowd pops for Stephanie saying Roman is going to beat up Vince. Vince calls Roman "pal" and Roman says he's not here to beat Vince up but to ask him what happens when he wins. Stephanie cackles. Roman is booked in a "one vs all" match tonight to prove that he's capable of winning the Rumble. I think its like the Cena and Orton vs the entire roster match except instead of two guys going over everyone, it'll be one guy. Stephanie says Roman might even have to wrestle Dean but Vince clarifies that Dean wont be in that match since he has to wrestle first. Sheamus then jumps Dean and we cut to commercial.