Of The Year 2016

Another year passed where I ended up not consuming nearly as much junk as I usually do. I don't know what I've been doing with all the free time I've had not watching wrestling or playing video games. Refreshing Twitter I guess. I did do a couple things though and I thought I'd list some of the good ones. A lot has been made about 2016 being a bad year what with all the deaths and the politics and a lot also being made about 2016 being a good year what with all the personal success that some people have achieved. 2016 for me has been basically the same as every year since 2012 except I spent like 150 more hours liveblogging Monday Night Raw.

Monday Night Raw - 12/26/2016

Merry Christmas live from beautiful Chicago, Illinois! They're doing that weird "previously on" deal again this week. Not a lot of news this week so we might as well see what Braun has in store for us tonight!

Monday Night Raw - 12/19/2016

Live from OSU in beautiful Columbus, Ohio, it's Monday Night Raw. Paleo joke? Last night, Rusev beat Cass to defend Lana's honor, Cesaro and Sheamus were coined the Shameful Swingers and beat the New Day for the straps, Sami Zayn lasted for ten minutes again Braun Stroman, Rollins beat Jericho, Swann retained over TJP and TBK before Neville returned evil and beat him up, Charlotte beat Sasha Banks in sudden death after Sasha's face exploded, and Kevin Owens retained after Chris Jericho hit him with a Codebreaker during his match against Roman Reigns. Post-match, Rollins and Reigns beat Jericho and Owens up for a while.

Monday Night Raw - 12/12/2016

Welcome to the city of brotherly love, baby! It's Monday Night Raw live from beautiful Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Apparently Chris Hero has re-signed with the WWE pending his medical. Roadblock is next week. One of those two things is incredibly exciting.

Monday Night Raw - 12/5/2016

Live from the town that always keeps it weird, beautiful Austin, Texas, it's Monday Night Raw. Nothing happened this week in Raw news. I guess Rich Swann beat Kendrick for the Cruiserweight belt. No idea if anything is booked tonight but Deuce Bigalow Male Gigolo is on Starz at the same time as Raw on the USA Network.

Monday Night Raw - 11/28/2016

Welcome to beautiful Charlotte, North Cackalacky, the Queen City, it's Monday Night Raw! In this week's recap of last week's show, it clearly shows Jericho wearing a Sin Cara mask and not a Hayabusa mask like I thought. Whoops.

Monday Night Raw - 11/21/2016

Live from beautiful, scenic Toronto, Ontario, Canada, the 6IX, it's Monday Night Raw. Goldberg squashed Lesnar last night, Raw won the Women's and Tag Team Survivor Series matches, lost the Men's singles one. The Brian Kendrick retained the Cruiserweight belt via DQ when Baron Corbin interfered. The Miz defended his Intercontinental championship. Enzo wore tights covered with Drake references. I think that's all that happened.

Monday Night Raw - 11/14/2016

Live from beautiful Buffalo, New York it's Monday Night Raw! Last week was in Scotland so of course I didn't watch it. They announced The Brian Kendrick vs Kalisto for ownership of the Cruiserweight division and Sami Zayn vs Dolph Ziggler for the intercontinental title. Also Noam Dar debuted.

Monday Night Raw - 10/31/2016

 Live from beautiful Hartford, CT, it's Monday Night Raw. Goldberg scheduled to appear tonight. Hell in a Cell was last night, Roman retained over Rusev, Bayley beat Dana Brooke, The Club beat Enzo and Cass, Kevin Owens retained over Rollins with an assist from Jericho, The New Day retained their belts over Sheamus and Cesaro, The Brian Kendrick beat TJ Perkins for the Cruiserweight belt, and Charlotte beat Sasha Banks for the Women's title in the (bad) main event. Rematches announced: TJP vs TBK with the title on the line.

Monday Night Raw - 10/24/2016

Live from beautiful Minneapolis, Minnesota, it's Monday Night Raw! Last week, Goldberg accept Lesnar's challenge and this week Lesnar is supposed to say something. It would be great if they announced more matches/segments in advance so it would be less hard to fill this opening paragraph. Hell in a Cell is next week!

Monday Night Raw - 10/17/2016

Live from beautiful Denver, Colorado, it's Monday Night Raw and we're in the mile high city baby!! It's 10/17 and everyone is wrestling tonight in honor of Guwop. They pink ribbons everyone's wearing are actually for Gucci Mane and not Susan G Komen, for one night only. And also GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG

Monday Night Raw - 10/10/2016

Live from beautiful Oakland, California, it's Monday Night Raw, baby! SVU was the lead-in for Raw on the USA Network tonight so I'm real bummed out. Watching child actors talk about rape is the worst possible way to get hyped for wrestling. Yikes. Goldberg might be there tonight. I was real excited for Goldberg before I turned on my TV.

Monday Night Raw - 10/3/2016

Live from the Staples Center in the city of angels, the beautiful Los Angeles, California, it's Monday Night Raw. Ashton Kutcher and Danny Masterson are in the house! I wonder how many people from the LA comedy scene are at the show tonight.

Monday Night Raw - 9/26/2016

Live from beautiful Cincinatti, Ohio, it's that time of the week again. It's Monday Night Raw, baby! Roman beat Rusev for the US title last night and that's really all that happened. Oh, there was a Cesaro/Sheamus match that went to a no contest as the blow-off to the best of seven and featured Sheamus doing a worked concussion deal and wandering off. I thought it was a really boring pay-per-view and a bad way to kick off the brand split ppvs but what do I know.

Monday Night Raw - 9/19/2016

Live from the city of kings, Jerry Lawler, Elvis Presley, Alex Chilton, and Young Dolph! That's right, it's live from beautiful Memphis, Tennessee and it's Monday Night Raw! The cruiserweights will no longer be cruiser-waiting, brother, as they make their debut tonight. All your favorites from the Cruiserweight Classic will be in attendance and they will be headed up by CWC winner and new Cruiserweight champion TJ Perkins. I've got a new keyboard situation. The show starts... now!

Monday Night Raw - 9/12/2016

Live from beautiful Bodymore, Murdaland, it's the Kevin Owens Show! Nah, it's Monday Night Raw. Backlash last night was good. I'm not feeling great. The show is live, did I mention that?

Monday Night Raw - 9/5/2016

Live from beautiful Kansas City, in one of the assuredly beautiful states where there's a Kansas City, welcome to the Kevin Owens Show! Paige is "done" with the WWE, Sasha says she's going to retire tonight, and the NXT Paul political hit is in full force.

Monday Night Raw - 8/29/2016

In memory of Mr. Fuji and live from beautiful Houston, Texas, it's Monday Night Raw. The Fatal Four Way for the WWE Universal Nightmare Strap tonight is now an elimination match so there's exactly zero reason for it to be a fatal four way and not a straight tournament. Finn Balor will be out until at least next year. Was Bo Dallas a Raw guy? He got ejected from an airport for being too drunk and singing songs from the Lion King. It's all about hashtag Universal Championship because we're live, baby!

Monday Night Raw - 8/22/2016

I FORGOT RAW IS ON. ITS LIVE THOUGH. Raw results (rawsults) from last night are Sami and Neville over the Dudleys, Sheamus over Cesaro in their first match of seven, Jeri-KO beat Enzo and Cass, Charlotte won her belt back from Sasha, New Day retained against the Club via DQ after Big E returned to save Jon Stewart's balls, Finn Balor beat Seth to be crowned the new Universal Champion and also the Universal Championship belt is very, very ugly, and Raw superstar Brock Lesnar beat Randy Orton via TKO after elbowing him in the face so hard Randy needed 10 stitches. It was kind of a crummy payperview. I think they're still in beautiful Brooklyn, New York at the equally beautiful Barclay Center and they're live. They're using the same set from last night, with the ridiculously ugly LED ringposts and the gaudy LED ramp. It's live.

Monday Night Raw - 8/15/2016

Live from beautiful Corpus Christi, Texas it's Monday Night Raw. Honestly can't think of any news that happened this week at all. Shawn Michaels is going to NXT to replace a sick Terry Taylor. That's close to Raw-related news. Summerslam is going to be six hours this year? Um. Dean's interview with Austin was bad. Conor McGregor has been antagonizing wrestlers online in the lead up to his rematch with Nate Diaz. Let's start the show.