Kane, Big Show, Joey and Jamie, and Seth Rollins are in the ring to start the show. Rollins has a new shirt. Rollins chant. Seth is mad Orton betrayed him. The crowd really hates the Big Show. Show sucks up to Rollins and puts down Orton. Kane puts down Orton and sucks up to Rollins and kicks in a snide remark at Big Show. Jamie Noble calls himself the "secret weapon of the Authority." Joey refuses to talk into the microphone and starts crying into Big Show's chest. Seth Rollins accepts Randy Orton's challenge for a match at Wrestlemania as long as they also wrestle tonight. What. Why? Orton's music hits. Orton says he's not the face of the WWE, he's just "a guy." Everyone on the roster is just a guy, Randy. Randy accepts the match for tonight, and its the main event. He says he'll end the future of the WWE. There's also a Cena/Rusev contract signing tonight as well as a sit down interview with Lesnar.
Monday, March 16, 2015
Monday, March 9, 2015
Monday Night Raw - 3/9/2015
Orton opens the show tonight from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. The Authority, minus the McMahons, are in the ring. Huge hatchet man sign front and center. Kane welcomes Orton back into the Authority, officially. The crowd is very loud, booing Big Show. Big Show lashes out at them. Big Show is cool when he's not wrestling. Randy and Show shake hands. Jamie Noble cuts a promo. Noble says Randy is a "snake" who can't be trusted. Seth says Jamie is the "sensitive one." Seth tries to get Joey to talk about Randy but he refuses. "Everyone's saying 'Randy Orton isn't really part of the Authority." Show screams "HA HA WROOONNNNGGG" at the top of his lungs. Orton and Seth shake hands. Orton says the Authority has gone soft. Calls Kane the Devil's Favorite Dumbass. He says Big Show just bitches and moans. The most pathetic superstar in history. He says Jamie is jealous of Randy because Randy can ride all the rides at Disney Land. He doesn't say anything to Joey. Randy reveals his master plan to make Rollins his bitch. RKO chant. Randy punks Seth out and then says he's screwing with everyone. Seth Rollins still thinks he's going to take over for Jon Stewart. The main event tonight is a rematch of last week's, because that's best for business.
Monday, March 2, 2015
Monday Night Raw - 3/2/2015
Seth Rollins opens the show. They are showing the Daily Show clip from when Seth Rollins was on it. Jon Stewart is scheduled to appear. Raw's in NJ tonight. Seth Rollins says he's a better Daily Show host than Stewart and I am inclined to agree. Rollins says everyone paid to see him tonight, unlike at the Daily Show where people get their seats for free. Roman Reigns' music hits. Roman promo time. Seth says he can out talk Stewart, out rap Wiz Khalifa, out eat Mark Henry, and out wrestle Roman Reigns. Seth says Roman can't beat Brock Lesnar, but Seth can. Roman reminds Seth that Brock already beat him. CM Punk chants. Roman is trying to like book a triple threat match but I'm having a hard time following it due to the CM Punk chants distracting me. Roman decks Seth, Superman Punches Mercury, and Spears Noble. Cole tells us Roman's motivations and JBL undermines him for no reason.
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