Monday, May 30, 2016

Monday Night Raw - 5/30/2016

I would just like to remind you, weighing in tonight at 246 pounds and hailing from beautiful Green Bay, Wisconsin, Monday Night Raw! Raw! The news this week is the return of the brand split in a couple months plus John Cena is back, baby! Tonight, Raw is up against game one of the Stanley Cup finals as well as game seven of the NBA western conference finals, a game that I'm hearing conservative estimates prediction over 13 million viewers so this is as throwaway a Raw as you can get.

Monday, May 23, 2016

Monday Night Raw - 5/23/2016

Live from beautiful Bodymore, Murderland it's Monday Night Raw featuring the fallout from Extreme Rules! Corbin beat Ziggler with a low blow, Gallows and Gun beat the Usos to become the number one contenders to the tag team titles, Rusev "paralyzed" Kalisto and snapped him clean in half with the Accolade to become a two time US champ, the New Day embarrassed the Vaudevillians despite the Vaudevillians looking pretty good in the match, the Miz retained in a match of the year contender against Cesaro, Sami, and Owens, Ambrose and Jericho wrestled for an incredibly boring amount of time in a match that somehow featured thumbtacks, Charlotte beat Nattie with an assist from Dana Brooke, and Roman Reigns retained his title against AJ in a heck of a no DQ match. After the main event, Seth Rollins made his long awaited return and laid out the champ. What will Roman have to say tonight???


Monday, May 16, 2016

Monday Night Raw - 5/16/2016

Live from Flair Country, beautiful Greensboro, North Carolina, it's not the longest running weekly episodic show in cable television history, but it is Monday Night Raw. News for the past week: Emma's hurt, rumors swirling that Owens and AJ are injured too, Rollins is back working off ring rust in Orlando, and Cena will be returning in two weeks! Let's get on with the show, I guess, but what's the point in a post-Emma world.

Monday, May 9, 2016

Monday Night Raw - 5/9/2016

Live from beautiful Omaha, Nebraska, its Monday Night Raw! A bunch of folks got fired this week including Damian Sandow. That's all I got.

Monday, May 2, 2016

Monday Night Raw - 5/2/2016

Things that happened on Payback: Dolph beat Baron Corbin in the exact same way Austin Ariest beat Corbin at Takeover. Kalisto beat Ryback in a great match. Everyone thought Enzo died but he had a concussion and had to go to the hospital. Owens beat Sami. Miz retained his belt after Owens and Sami distracted the ref from Cesaro's submission hold. Dean Ambrose beat Chris Jericho in a match I didn't watch. Charlotte beat Nattie after Lil Naitch screwed her in a masterful bit of 18 year long continuity. And finally, AJ beat Roman twice, with the match getting restarted each time until Roman finally beat AJ in a no disqualification match that featured the Usos and Gallows and Gun running in. Tonight, though, it's Monday Night live from beautiful St. Louis, Missouri!