Monday Night Raw comes to you tonight live from beautiful Nashville, Tennessee, Music City USA. Rusev has issued an open body slam challenge, the winner gets a Maserati.
Opening the show is Triple H, using his heel music again. After weeks of him using the babyface music, finally back to the heel music. Triple H says that fearing authority is nature's way of making the little people stay in line. He says that Roman should have known his place and listened to his fear. "Roman" chants. Welcome to the last episode of Raw where Roman Reigns is going to get a babyface reaction before Wrestlemania. Roman is sitting home this week because Triple H turned his nose into jelly last week. Triple H says no one should question his authority when Dean Ambrose's music hits. He saunters down to the ring to "Ambrose" chants. Dean says Roman says hi. Triple H says Dean won an Oscar for "best supporting actor," which is clever, but then he says "in a bromance" which isn't clever. Dean says last week was crazy and he recaps the entire episode. Dean asks Triple H who he didn't want to win the triple threat match at Fast Lane. Triple H says it doesn't matter, because Dean wasn't a factor in the match. Dean says he's pretty sure he's the last guy Triple H wanted to face at Wrestlemania. HHH laughs at him. Dean says Triple H is a smart guy, smart enough to know he can't beat him. He can tell from Triple H's body language and smell his fear. He calls him "son." Triple H says the smell is actually laundry detergent. The crowd chants "you can't beat him." Dean asks him for a match. The crowd starts chanting "yes" but he cuts them off, because he's not done yet. He wants a match for the belt. He says Roman signed the contract for a title match at Wrestlemania, but not necessarily one against Triple H. Triple H tells him this isn't how it works, you can't just demand a match. He says before the end of Raw, he'll let Dean know if he can have his match. He was going to give Dean the night off but now he has to face Alberto Del Rio and the League in the main event. Also tonight, the Undertaker, player!
Monday, February 29, 2016
Monday, February 22, 2016
Monday Night Raw - 2/22/2016
Last night at Fast Lane, Kalisto retained his US title on the preshow against Del Rio, the Wyatts lost again, there were two womens matches and they were both bad, Owens retained against Ziggler, AJ beat Jericho with the Calf Killer after he kicked out of the Styles Clash, and Roman pinned Dean after Dean waffled Brock with a chair to become the number 1 contender. That's all that happened. Nothing else happened. That's it. Stop pretending that there was an additional half hour worth of content that happened. It didn't. Let's move on.
Monday, February 15, 2016
Monday Night Raw - 2/15/2016
Dean Ambrose's music hits to open this episode of Monday Night Raw, live from beautiful Anaheim, California. Its a sellout tonight! I heard it sold out the minute they announced AJ Styles. Dean says he will be wrestling Barack Lesnar. Dean says Brock is probably looking for revenge after what Dean did to him last week. He's having visions of being F-5'd by Brock. He calls him out. Stephanie comes out instead. She books Dean in a match where he'll get an F-5: A fatal five-way! I think she said that if Roman comes out to ringside, Dean will be stripped of the belt. I was watching the Grammys. Anyway, the match starts right now!
Monday, February 8, 2016
Monday Night Raw - 2/8/2016
We say goodbye to Daniel Bryan tonight from the Key Arena in beautiful Seattle, WA and I don't think I'm going to be able to hold back my tears.
Monday, February 1, 2016
Monday Night Raw - 2/1/2016
I tuned in late and Lesnar is in the ring! Paul Heyman is there with him! Lesnar's new shirt is purple instead of green but its the exact same design and I guess we're in beautiful Birmingham, Alabama tonight!
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