No Moon Landing's X Of The Year: Music 2013

My favorite records of 2013. Let's not get it twisted here, I am way more qualified to be a wrestling critic than a music critic but i listen to a lot of music and like to make lists. I've also got some (even more unqualified) thoughts about racism.

No Moon Landing's X Of The Year: Wrestling 2013

Wrestling is really cool and you should watch it and everyone should enjoy it. This year I watched a lot more wrestling than I've watched in previous years and my whole list of matches I have written down as at least "Pretty Great" would be like a full page longer and maybe they'll show up at the bottom when I get down there who knows this is all Off The Dome no drafts here.

WCW Bash at the Beach 1996 - 7/7/96

The wrestling fan grannies are out in fine form tonight in Daytona Beach for Bash in the Beach 96! Tony Schiavone, Dusty Rhodes, and Bobby "The Brain" Heenan are with us tonight, no one knows where Eric Bischoff is. A blockbuster show is promised, culminating in the huge Hostile Takeover match in the main event!

WCW Monday Nitro - 7/1/96

We are live from Landover, Maryland, just outside DC, for the Countdown to Bash at the Beach! Diamond Dallas Page does a run in on commentary during the intro. He claims that someone stole his "Lord of the Ring" ring and demands that everyone be strip searched. Tony and Larry run down a recap of last week's title change. Eric Bischoff returns in the second hour and the Outsiders are in the building tonight!

WCW Monday Nitro - 6/24/96

Live from the home city of the Nature Boy, Charlotte, NC, its WCW Monday Nitro, the only live weekly wrestling broadcast. The crowd chants "We want Flair," as Tony and Larry recap the Great American Bash and explain, yet again, what happened to Eric Bischoff.
Backstage, Team WCW, Randy Savage, Sting, and Lex Luger, are geared up in their war paint (its just Sting's facepaint). Macho cuts a quick nonsense promo and runs out of there. Sting chastises the Outsiders for picking on an announcer. Luger says WCW is the best. That's when the Steiners run in, followed by the Harlem Heat. A triangle match forms and it will be for the WCW Tag Team Championship, later tonight.

WCW Monday Nitro - 6/17/96

Live from the Colosseum in Richmond, Virginia, its WCW Monday Nitro. With Eric selling the effects of the Jackknife Powerbomb, we get Tony Schiavone all night long. The Living Legend Larry Zybysko is unimpressed by the acts of Razor Ramon and Diesel, and personally calls them out. Okay, Larry. The Bash at the Beach Team WCW lineup will be announced tonight as well as a recap of the Great American Bash and the fallout thereof. Mongo is in the building tonight with the Horsemen as we kick off another great episode.

WCW Great American Bash 1996 - 6/16/96

Welcome to where the big boys play, tonight in Baltimore, Maryland. The national anthem plays while Ptibull Pitman holds the flag proudly. We cut to a group of kids in costume who are clearly not respecting America. Tony and Dream on the stick tonight, lets get started.