Monday Night Raw - 5/2/2016

Things that happened on Payback: Dolph beat Baron Corbin in the exact same way Austin Ariest beat Corbin at Takeover. Kalisto beat Ryback in a great match. Everyone thought Enzo died but he had a concussion and had to go to the hospital. Owens beat Sami. Miz retained his belt after Owens and Sami distracted the ref from Cesaro's submission hold. Dean Ambrose beat Chris Jericho in a match I didn't watch. Charlotte beat Nattie after Lil Naitch screwed her in a masterful bit of 18 year long continuity. And finally, AJ beat Roman twice, with the match getting restarted each time until Roman finally beat AJ in a no disqualification match that featured the Usos and Gallows and Gun running in. Tonight, though, it's Monday Night live from beautiful St. Louis, Missouri!

Monday Night Raw - 4/25/2016

After a week in beautiful London, England which I did not watch as I refuse to watch taped WWE shows, WWE Raw is back from beautiful Hartford, Connecticut. Last week Bray Wyatt got injured and Triple H worked a lot of house shows, while in NXT Finn Balor lost the title, potentially foreshadowing a call up now that Gallows and Gun are in the 'E.

Tonight's show is in memory of Chyna who passed away this past week. Luckily, they start the show off with a recap of last week where Roman did his dumb catchphrase about being the guy again. Gallows and Gun teased that they are working for AJ after they laid out Roman with the "boot of doom" but AJ denied it. I hope they're not working for Shane. I'm really, sincerely worried that they're working for Shane and they aren't even going to call them the Posse. Tonight, Sheamus/Styles, Reigns/Del Rio.

Monday Night Raw - 4/11/2016

Show tonight is dedicated to Blackjack Mulligan and Shane O'Mac is announced as being in charge again. Why did Wrestlemania happen? What was the point? Anyway, it's Raw and it's live from beautiful Los Angeles, California. Last week was so good I didn't mute the show and start listening to k-pop until the second half of the third hour. Maybe they can repeat this week.

Monday Night Raw - 4/4/2016

It is the greatest night in the history of our sport, the aftermath of an absolute garbage Wrestlemania. JBL and Cole remind us that the night after Wrestlemania usually has nothing but smarks in attendance here in beautiful Dallas, Texas and sometimes they "cheer people they would normally boo, and boo people they normally cheer" for no reason.

NXT TakeOver Dallas - 4/1/2016 Hype Post

NXT Takeover Dallas is coming up tomorrow night at 10PM Eastern, which I think is 3AM GMT, and it's sure to be a blockbuster show. I don't watch the weekly NXT show but I make sure to catch every single Takeover. There hasn't been a bad one yet. There are six matches on the card and none of them are sleepers and all of them will have storyline importance going forward.

Monday Night Raw - 3/28/2016

Coming to you live from Brooklyn, New York, it's Monday Night Raw. This week, the news has been Luke Harper blowing out his knee, some woman from Good Morning America being inducted into the Warrior wing of the Hall of Fame, Daniel Bryan getting pulled from all his upcoming promo appearances, Brie Bella retirement rumors, and not a whole lot else. Slow news week this close to Wrestlemania. No idea what's being promoted tonight, probably "nothing" as usual.

Monday Night Raw - 3/21/2016

Live from beautiful Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, Roman Reigns has a promo booked for the city of brotherly love. Oh boy. Last week: Neville broke his ankle, Roman beat up Triple H, nothing else happened.  Raw tonight is dedicated to the memory of Mary Katharine Stewart, who, as far as I can tell, is a hiker who died yesterday and has nothing to do with pro wrestling.