Live from beautiful Providence, Rhode Island, it is the last Monday Night Raw before the brand extension returns! Lesnar pissed hot. I forget if this happened last week or this week but it happened. His loss to Mark Hunt will probably overturned, he will probably get a two year suspension from MMA, and he might end up suspended for a month, depending on whether or not that will affect his ability to wrestle at Summerslam.
Monday, July 18, 2016
Monday, July 11, 2016
Monday Night Raw - 7/11/2016
Live from the motor city, beautiful Detroit, Michigan, it's Monday Night Raw! There's a battle royal! Apollo Crews gets an entrance somehow but the Miz interrupts it. The Andre the Giant statue from the ARMBAR is at ringside but its not gold now, it looks like its made out of Velveeta. A hatchet man sign in the second row. The match is for the number one contendership to the Miz's Intercontinental title. The statue is at ringside because Baron Corbin demanded it. Bob Backlund is also at ringside. Miz namedrops Morrison as someone who's career was ruined by the WWE Draft. The final five in the battle royal are Baron Corbin, Dolph Ziggler, Alberto Del Rio, Apollo Crews, and Darren Young. Dolph superkicks Del Rio out of the ring but not over the top rope. He rolls back into the ring and no-sells for Corbin for a little bit before letting Corbin whip him into the corner where Apollo Crews dumps him out. Corbin tosses Ziggler out, then Apollo and Corbin eliminate each other like in that Royal Rumble with Cena and Batista. Bob Backlund runs in the ring, picks Darren up, and runs around with him. Bob looks so excited and Darren looks lightly enthused.
Monday, July 4, 2016
Monday Night Raw - 7/4/2016
A food fight instigated by the Vaudevillians, the Miz, and Maryse happened. While everyone foodfights, Cesaro and Crews arm wrestle. Eventually Kane and Show put Heath Slater through a table and everyone parts as friends, albeit covered in food. I hate this show. Kevin Owens hid under a table and emerges once everyone is gone. He grabs a hot dog and says "This never would have happened on Canada Day!" Then a ghost pies him. Live from beautiful Columbus, Ohio on the most annoying holiday to be a wrestling fan, it is the worst show on television including Game of Thrones. This show is going to be insufferable tonight.
Monday, June 27, 2016
Monday Night Raw - 6/27/2016
Welcome to beautiful Tampa, Florida, home of the Hulkster, it's Monday Night Raw baby! Roman Reigns got wellnessed and suspended for a month this week. Uh oh! Dean worked a double shot of house shows this weekend, carrying the company on his back as the champ.
Monday, June 20, 2016
Monday Night Raw - 6/20/2016
Press X to reload and welcome to beautiful Phoenix, Arizona for Monday Night Raw! Dean Ambrose won Money in the Bank and then the strap last night, pinning Seth after Seth pinned Roman after Roman bumped the ref and got a visual pin on Seth. Nothing else happened over four and a half hours. Maybe we'll have another three hours where nothing happens tonight on Monday Night Raw!
Monday, June 13, 2016
Monday Night Raw - 6/13/2016
Live from beautiful New Orleans, Louisiana, home of Wrestlemania 30, it's Monday Night Raw. I don't think anything newsworthy happened this week. It's business as usual here in the WWE Universe. Today is E3 press conference day and Sony is counter-programming Raw. I will not be listening to Monday Night Raw commentary after 9:30.
Monday, June 6, 2016
Monday Night Raw - 6/6/2016
Live from beautiful Oklahoma City, Oklahoma County, Oklahoma, Monday Night Raw is here! It's been a fairly slow news week. Last week's ratings were down but not down by that much despite the basketball game breaking records. WWE fans really don't care about real sports. Speaking of which, Brock Lesnar is going back to the UFC to fight Mark Hunt next month but is still employed by the WWE. That's about it. Let's start the show!
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