Monday Night Raw - 10/24/2016

Live from beautiful Minneapolis, Minnesota, it's Monday Night Raw! Last week, Goldberg accept Lesnar's challenge and this week Lesnar is supposed to say something. It would be great if they announced more matches/segments in advance so it would be less hard to fill this opening paragraph. Hell in a Cell is next week!

Monday Night Raw - 10/17/2016

Live from beautiful Denver, Colorado, it's Monday Night Raw and we're in the mile high city baby!! It's 10/17 and everyone is wrestling tonight in honor of Guwop. They pink ribbons everyone's wearing are actually for Gucci Mane and not Susan G Komen, for one night only. And also GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG

Monday Night Raw - 10/10/2016

Live from beautiful Oakland, California, it's Monday Night Raw, baby! SVU was the lead-in for Raw on the USA Network tonight so I'm real bummed out. Watching child actors talk about rape is the worst possible way to get hyped for wrestling. Yikes. Goldberg might be there tonight. I was real excited for Goldberg before I turned on my TV.

Monday Night Raw - 10/3/2016

Live from the Staples Center in the city of angels, the beautiful Los Angeles, California, it's Monday Night Raw. Ashton Kutcher and Danny Masterson are in the house! I wonder how many people from the LA comedy scene are at the show tonight.

Monday Night Raw - 9/26/2016

Live from beautiful Cincinatti, Ohio, it's that time of the week again. It's Monday Night Raw, baby! Roman beat Rusev for the US title last night and that's really all that happened. Oh, there was a Cesaro/Sheamus match that went to a no contest as the blow-off to the best of seven and featured Sheamus doing a worked concussion deal and wandering off. I thought it was a really boring pay-per-view and a bad way to kick off the brand split ppvs but what do I know.

Monday Night Raw - 9/19/2016

Live from the city of kings, Jerry Lawler, Elvis Presley, Alex Chilton, and Young Dolph! That's right, it's live from beautiful Memphis, Tennessee and it's Monday Night Raw! The cruiserweights will no longer be cruiser-waiting, brother, as they make their debut tonight. All your favorites from the Cruiserweight Classic will be in attendance and they will be headed up by CWC winner and new Cruiserweight champion TJ Perkins. I've got a new keyboard situation. The show starts... now!

Monday Night Raw - 9/12/2016

Live from beautiful Bodymore, Murdaland, it's the Kevin Owens Show! Nah, it's Monday Night Raw. Backlash last night was good. I'm not feeling great. The show is live, did I mention that?