Live from beautiful, exotic Orlando, Florida, it's the Raw after Wrestlemania. Raw Results: Neville retained, Mojo won the Andre battle royal, Bayley retained, the Hardyz redebuted and won the straps, Seth beat Triple H with his move, Brock beat Big Berg, and Roman retired the Undertaker.
Monday, April 3, 2017
Monday, March 27, 2017
Monday Night Raw - 3/27/2017
Live from the beautiful city of brother love, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, it's Monday Night Raw. One week 'til Wrestlemania. I assume everyone booked for Mania on the Raw side will be here. Is this the last one of these I ever do? Probably.
Monday, March 20, 2017
Monday Night Raw - 3/20/2017
Live from beautiful Brooklyn, New York, the city Biggie made famous, it's Monday Night Raw. Dread the crowd tonight, brothers and sisters. Nude photographs of Paige and videos of her in coitus with other superstars leaked out this week and, judging from reports of people in the stands already, it's not looking good as far as this crowd letting the WWE forget about that. And on top of that, Comcast isn't streaming the USA Network in HD tonight. It's going to be bad but really when is Raw not?
Monday, March 13, 2017
Monday Night Raw - 3/13/2017
Live from the beautiful Motor City, Detroit, Michigan, it's Monday Night Raw. Will Detroit's favorite son Diesel show up? Will the Motor City Machine Guns make their debut? No!
Monday, March 6, 2017
Monday Night Raw - 3/6/2017
Last night was bad. Welcome to this bad show I hate it. Goldberg is the champ, Bayley is the champ, Neville is the champ, Gallows and Gun are the champs. We're in beautiful Chicago, Illinois, as beautiful as Raw is bad.
Monday, February 27, 2017
Monday Night Raw - 2/27/2017
Live to all the cheese packers in beautiful Green Bay, Wisconsin, it's Monday Night Raw. Beth Phoenix is going into the Hall of Fame. Goldberg is booked tonight. Uh.
Tuesday, February 21, 2017
Monday Night Raw - 2/20/2017
Welcome to the city of angels, that's right it's beautiful Los Angeles, California, another piece of California Gold, and it's Monday Night Raw, another piece of McMahon's Millions. The Rock is backstage filming that weird Paige movie tonight. The recap this week is literally six minutes long.
Monday, February 13, 2017
Monday Night Raw - 2/13/2017
Welcome to Sin City, beautiful Las Vegas, Nevada for the Festival of Friendship and also Monday Night Raw! Tonight, A Friendship Fiesta, a Womens title match between Bayley and Charlotte, and the ostensible debut of Emmalina.
Monday, February 6, 2017
Monday Night Raw - 2/6/2017
Live from beautiful Portland, Oregon, it's Monday Night Raw. Seth blew out his knee in the main event last week but plans haven't changed. Goldberg is booked tonight. A new Hall of Fame inductee will be announced.
Monday, January 30, 2017
Monday Night Raw - 1/30/2017
Live from beautiful Laredo, TX, it's Monday Night Raw, Rumble Fallout Edition. Owens retained against Roman when Braun interfered, Charlotte retained against Bayley, Nia Jax beat Sasha I think, it was on the preshow, and Gallows and Gun are the new tag team champs. Orton, a Smackdown guy, won the Rumble but Roman was the last guy eliminated, after tossing out the Undertaker. Goldberg speared and eliminated Lesnar as handily as he beat him at Survivor Series. Sami Zayn is a geek. Neville is the new Cruiserweight champ. I think that's it. Here's the show.
Monday, January 23, 2017
Monday Night Raw - 1/23/2017
Live from beautiful Cleveland, Ohio, it's the longest running episodic uh you know. It's Monday Night Raw! Goldberg is booked.
Monday, January 16, 2017
Monday Night Raw - 1/16/2017
It's Martin Luther King Day and you know what that means: Martin Luther King Day package on Monday Night Raw. This year it's set to an all-white Christian rock band. At the top of the show, before the package, there was a in memoriam for Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka, the second best wrestler to ever murder a woman named Nancy. Monday Night Raw is live tonight from beautiful Little Rock, Arkansas. A guy in the front row has a sign that says "Happy MLK Day." They announced on twitter a little while ago that Kurt Angle is going into the Hall of Fame this year. Tyler Bate became the first WWE UK Champion. I guess this is my one year anniversary of liveblogging every episode of Raw. I hate it.
Monday, January 9, 2017
Monday Night Raw - 1/9/2017
Live from beautiful New Orleans, Louisiana, the gem of the gulf coast, it's Monday Night Raw! HBK and Undertaker advertised tonight. Wrestlemania is going to be in this city again next year.
Monday, January 2, 2017
Monday Night Raw - 1/2/2017
Live from beautiful Tampa Bay, Florida, it's the first Monday Night Raw of a new year! Goldberg and Undertaker are booked tonight I think. Cool that Undertaker did that whole promo about being a Smackdown regular now a couple months ago and then the next time he shows up it's literally a different year and it's on Raw. Oh well, let's get the worst weekly wrestling show on the road!
Sunday, January 1, 2017
Of The Year 2016
Another year passed where I ended up not consuming nearly as much junk as I usually do. I don't know what I've been doing with all the free time I've had not watching wrestling or playing video games. Refreshing Twitter I guess. I did do a couple things though and I thought I'd list some of the good ones. A lot has been made about 2016 being a bad year what with all the deaths and the politics and a lot also being made about 2016 being a good year what with all the personal success that some people have achieved. 2016 for me has been basically the same as every year since 2012 except I spent like 150 more hours liveblogging Monday Night Raw.
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