WWE Royal Rumble 2013 - 1/27/13

Live from the US Airways Arena in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona. JBL, Cole, and King are on the commentary table tonight, the set is a big like twin arrows made of fluorescent light tube pointing at the entrance and the show starts immediately.

WWE Royal Rumble 2012 - 1/29/12

Welcome to the Scottrade Center in beautiful St. Louis, Missouri. This is the twenty fifth Royal Rumble and for the first time, ever WWE employee is eligible for entry. King, Cole, and Booker on commentary tonight.

WWE Royal Rumble 2011 - 1/30/11

Its a forty man Rumble tonight from the Boston Garden in beautiful Boston, Massachusetts. A three-man booth tonight, King, Striker, and heel Michael Cole. Get ready for quite the night.

WWE Royal Rumble 2010 - 1/31/10

Welcome to the Phillips Arena in beautiful Atlanta, Georgia. Hotlanta, you may call it. Finally we are with one unified commentary, Jerry Lawler, Michael Cole, and Matt Striker, who sucks.

WWE Royal Rumble 2009 - 1/25/09

Finally, we've got a cool set tonight from the Joe Lewis Arena in beautiful Detroit, Michigan. Striker and Grisham, King and Cole, and Tazz and JR.

WWE Royal Rumble 2008 - 1/27/08

Three announce teams again as we come to you live from the legendary Madison Square Garden in beautiful New York, New York.

WWE Royal Rumble 2007 - 1/28/07

Live from the AT&T Center is the Heart Break Kid's home town, the beautiful San Antonio, Texas. Another brand extension show, another three announce teams. JR and King for Raw will be commentating Cena vs Umaga for the WWE title, Cole and JBL will be doing the same for Smackdown's Kennedy vs Batista World Heavyweight Title match, and Tazz and Joey Styles will be picking up the rear with ECW.

WWE Royal Rumble 2006 - 1/29/06

Live from the American Airlines Arena in beautiful Miami, Florida, its the Royal Rumble 2006! Another brand split Rumble, Cole and Tazz for Smackdown and King and Joey Styles for Raw. The set is absolutely hideous. It looks like Wrestlemania IX mixed with King of the Ring 96.

WWE Royal Rumble 2005 - 1/30/05

Live from the Save Mart Center is beautiful Fresno, California, its the 2005 edition of the Royal Rumble. JR and King on commentary for Raw, Cole and Tazz for Smackdown.

WWE Royal Rumble 2004 - 1/25/04

Live from the Wachovia Center in beautiful Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, its the split-branded Royal Rumble 2004. King, JR, and the Coach on Raw commentary, with Cole and Tazz for Smackdown.

WWE Royal Rumble 2003 - 1/19/03

From the Fleet Center in beautiful Boston, Massachusetts, we're live for the 2003 Royal Rumble. For our first brand split Rumble, we have King and JR for Raw and Cole and Tazz for Smackdown.

WWF Royal Rumble 2002 - 1/20/02

Live from the Phillips Arena in beautiful Atlanta, Georgia, its the Royal Rumble, 2002 Edition. JR and King are with us again, as is an incredibly ugly set. What was the WWF thinking in the early '00s?

WWF Royal Rumble 2001 - 1/21/01

Welcome to the New Orleans Arena in beautiful New Orleans, Louisiana for Royal Rumble 2001! JR and King are our commentators. There's a real ugly set that looks like a bunch of christmas lights threw up.

WWF Royal Rumble 2000 - 1/23/00

Live from the home of the WWF, Madison Square Garden in beautiful New York, New York. JR and King on commentary, the set tonight looks amazing.

WWF Royal Rumble 1999 - 1/24/99

Live from the Arrowhead Pond in beautiful Anaheim, California, its time for the Royal Rumble 1999 edition. Michael Cole and Jerry "The King" Lawler are our commentators. There's a $100,000 bounty on Stone Cold Steve Austin's head tonight, with the purse going to whoever eliminates him from the Rumble. The even worse news for Austin is has been assigned number one in the Rumble. On the bright side, number two is Mr. McMahon! Number thirty is Chyna.

WWF Royal Rumble 1998 - 1/18/98

Coming at you live from the San Jose Arena in beautiful San Jose, California, its WWF Royal Rumble 1998! The WWF is the world wide leader in sports entertainment. JR and King tell us there are three straps on the line tonight, plus Austin in the Royal Rumble and Mike Tyson in a pressbox tonight. Tito Santana and Carlos Cabrera on Spanish and some French dudes on French.

WWF Royal Rumble 1997 - 1/19/97

Live from the Alamodome is beautiful San Antonio, Texas, its time for the Royal Rumble Nineteen Ninety Seven! Vince, Good Ol JR, and The King on English commentary, Arturo Rivera, Hugo Savinovich, and Carlos Cabrera on Spanish, and Jaques Sr. and Raymond Rougeau.

WWF Royal Rumble 1996 - 1/21/96

Live from the Selland Arena, in beautiful Fresno, California, its time for the 1996 World Wrestling Federation Royal Rumble. The video starts with Sunny, in a bathtub, telling us viewer indiscretion is advised. Vince and Mr. Perfect, who is far from perfect tonight, on commentary. Tonight is the Undertaker vs Bret Hart for the World Championship and Razor vs Goldust.

WWF Royal Rumble 1995 - 1/22/95

Live from the USF Sun Dome in beautiful Tampa, Florida, its the Royal Rumble: 1995 Edition. We hear some beach boys knockoff music as the wrestlers line up outside a dressing room. Pamela Anderson's dressing room! Tonight we have a Spanish announce table for the first time in Rumble history. This is also the first Royal Rumble to be broadcast live in in the UK on SkySports. Vince McMahon and Jerry "The King" Lawler manning commentary tonight. On the line are the Intercontinental strap with Champion Razor Ramon versus Jeff Jarrett, the World title with Bret Hart versus Champion Diesel, as well as the one, the only, the Royal Rumble!

WWF Royal Rumble 1994 - 1/22/94

Vince McMahon screams, welcoming us to the Providence Civic Center in beautiful Providence, Rhode Island for the 1994 edition of the Royal Rumble! Tonight we have three title matches plus the Rumble: IRS vs Razor Ramon for the Intercontinental Championship, Bret and Owen Hart vs the Quebecers for the Tag Team Championships, and Paul Bearer's terrifying Undertaker vs Yokozuna in a casket match, whoever can force his opponent into a casket and shut the lid wins the WWF World Championship. Ted Dibiase joins Vince at ringside for commentary. Vince calls Dibiase the Madden of the WWF, referencing Madden's enormous new contract. Dibiase says Madden should have come work for the WWF. "In the Royal Rumble," Dibiase says, "Anything and everything goes."

WWF Royal Rumble 1993 - 1/24/93

Live from the ARCO Arena in beautiful Sacramento, California, its time for the Royal Rumble 1993! Manning commentary tonight are Gorilla Monsoon and Bobby "The Brain" Heenan. They quickly run down the card, revealing an Intercontinental Championship match a World Championship match, along with Big Boss Man vs Bam Bam Bigelow, the revealing of Narcissus, and a big tag team spectacular, which is up first!